The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
