Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I forget how to act sober
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