was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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