It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
