just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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