She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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