worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Randomize