Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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