i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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