Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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