You can't motorboat a personality
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
A bitchslap is in order.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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