Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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