There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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They took my balls.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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