no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid