my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.