i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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