She is in my trunk
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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