Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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