If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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