I think my fart just growled at me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
and she was petting her beer can
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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