Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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