from now on my penis is your penis
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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