i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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