R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Floor bacon is actually really good
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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