Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
