Fuck appropriateness.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm passing your future prison.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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