I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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