Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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