Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Sorry about my life...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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