Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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