STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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