you would pick up someone in the library
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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