I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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