I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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