i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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