Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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