hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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