We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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