no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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