yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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