My hand turned me down
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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