i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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