So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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