Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
