Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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