Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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