i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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