I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
that's an acceptable place to lick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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