dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
