I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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