It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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