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I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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