yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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