Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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