The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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