So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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